Thursday, 18 September 2014

The Nut Job (2014)

The Nut Job poster.jpgMore nutty than Squirrel shit

Director: Peter Lepeniotis
Running Time: 85 Minutes
Starring: Will Arnett, Brendan Fraser, Liam Neeson

Hercules (2014)

Hercules (2014 film).jpgRock and Brawl

Director: Brett Ratner
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, John Hurt, Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell, Aksel Hennie

Thursday, 11 September 2014

The Guest (2014)

The Guest
Guest In Show

Director: Adam Wingard
Running Time: 99 Minutes
Starring: Dan Stevens, Maika Monroe, Brendan Meyer, Lance Reddick

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Sex Tape (2014)

Sex Tape (film).jpgTissues at the Ready

Director: Jake Kasdan
Running Time: 94 Minutes
Starring: Jason Segal, Cameron Diaz, Rob Corddry, Ellie Kemper, Rob Lowe

Saturday, 6 September 2014

As Above, So Below (2014)

As Above, So Below Poster.jpgRaiders of the Lost Catacomb

Director: John Erick Dowdle
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Starring: Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, Fran├žois Civil

Big Bad Wolves (2013)

Big Bad Wolves US Theatrical Poster.jpgRed Riding Hood Not Included

Directors: Aharon Keshales, Navot Papushado
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Starring: Lior Ashkenazi, Rotem Keinan, Tzahi Grad

Monday, 1 September 2014

August 2014 in Review

You can easily tell my thoughts on Marvel's latest insertion into their Cinematic Universe, but I also managed to watch one of the most frightening experiences of my time, one of the most bizarre films I will ever witness, resulting in a failure to assign a rating, and come across the worst film I have ever seen in my life. Now let's see what films I saw in August.

Monday, 25 August 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

The five Guardians, sporting various weapons, arrayed in front of a backdrop of a planet in space.The A-Hole Patrol

Director: James Gunn
Running Time: 121 Minutes
Starring: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Karen Gillian, Michael Rooker, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Benicio Del Toro, Glenn Close

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Knights of Badassdom (2014)

Knights of Badassdom.jpg
A Real Knightmare

Director: Joe Lynch
Running Time: 86 mins
Starring: Ryan Kwanten, Steve Zahn, Summer Glau, Peter Dinklage

No Strings Attached & Friends With Benefits (2011)

the characters, getting dressed in a bedroom and smiling at each other.Friends with benefits poster.jpgIn cinema, there are often years when two seemingly identical films released. They can share the same basic premise, like last years 'White House under attack' two-hander of Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down, or they can share something as simple as a main character, like this years two Hercules films. It's an unfortunate coincidence, but has occurred more frequently in recent years. For that reason, I have to decided to combine my thoughts on 2011's two "Friends having sex" films into one review.

Director: Ivan Reitman                                       Director: Will Gluck
Running Time: 108 mins                                  Running Time: 109 mins
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman         Starring: Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis